Troy Trice

First night Schrand arrives…Sentman convinced L-Squared and Chris to fly down on Tuesday, they arrived Wednesday.

At Bar called slices, the bar has many young Mexican ladies who want you to buy shots for $3 from them.  This is Gloria, she says she is 25, but I’m going “no sale” on this one.  Minutes later she was being “very aggressive” with Sentman, to the point where he called the manager to get the “shoe fly” away from our table.  I will say it was a bit annoying, but hey their cute, plus it was hilarious to see Chris completely lose it on these girls.  Apparently, “No mas” doesn’t have quite the meaning here as it does in Chicago.

Tuesday Night, Chris goes to bed early(10 pm pussy) so Captain T-Roy was left on his own for the evening.  Met a bunch of girls from Ottawa, you have to love Joanna’s strategically placed h and.  This night stayed out until 5 am, probably a bad call as I slept in until 1 pm on Wednesday.

Leave it to my friend Chris, while I slept in on Wednesday morning, the kid found just the right spot on the beach.  Savage, this is your official first bunny of  the trip.  You have to LOVE European’s sense of style.  I think it would be safe to say one of the best “asses” I have ever seen in person.  More to come…

At Riu Bar just prior to going to Coco Bongo Tanea(left) and Brooke(right) saddle up to the bar.  They order 4 shots of Tequila(warm) with sidecars…we assume their boyfriends are coming over or 2 more girlfriends, noper. 

They proceed to bury both shots prior to heading to Coco Bongo, Chris and I give them a standing ovation.  They are from Southern Illinois, in about 3 hours the Tequila isn’t sitting so well with Tanea, she proceeds to run to the bathroom…we never see them again…

Rookies…

Coco Bongo is like part Vegas Show and part dance club, it’s very entertaining, lots of tourists(us included) in a warehouse like setting.  They have fully choregraphed “acts” based on classic movies, singers, and the like.  You can see the stage in the background here…

It’s loud and fast paced, before you realize it the time is 3 am….about a 5 minute walk from our hotel, so of course we cabbed it.

After 16 hours on the road Sunday, we finally arrive here in Cancun just after Midnight.  A 4 hour layover in Philly, hanging out with all the Eagle fans wasn’t to bad.  The 15 cocktails probably wasn’t the best idea to date.  On numerous occassions I left my headphone battery, laptop cord, and cell phone unattended….the casualty, the laptop cord.  The updates are running 3 days behind, fortuantely our friend FOY from Maryland decided to come out with his wife and brought me an extra powercord.

This photo is at baggage claim, suprisingly Chris looks awake….

Our goal was to be at the Clubhouse by 1:00 pm CDST today picking out our Clubs and meeting our caddy.  Turns out US Air had a completely different plan.  Circa 8 pm CDST on Chistmas night we were informed that US Air did not have a crew for our Charlotte to Cancun leg, therefore canceling our flight.  We were able to enjoy the Winter storm today at the Oak Brook Mall, lunch at the Clubhouse and visiting with our friend Rahul.  

Little does US Air know, but they have really broken some hearts tonite, many of the bunnies are going to have to wait yet another day for the real fun to begin.   Stay tuned, I promise lots of bunny photos and plenty of tasteful nudity on the frontier…wait ’til they get a load of me.

The Captain

 Caloganelo and I are off to check out the hot sun and warm bunnies, more to follow….

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