L-Squared stands 5′2″ and 3/4, that will give you a perspective of this Amazon woman. More of her to come…great shirt, just a little to tall for my taste. Will have good video post of the real talent at Slices, not pictured here. The video is currently a little dark, but something you will want to come back and see.
Calogero, in true legendary fashion starts the Jaegar Bomb train! Although he didn’t realize it at the time, he was the only passenger on the train. FOY & Captain T-Roy have policies against shots, bombs, and other insane drinks. Calogero is a legend, he knocked down 5 of them in about 90 minutes and still walked home…wasn’t feeling so good this morning though. Must be nice to be under 40 and still pounding away like a young 20-something year old…
Also, just before midnight, L-Squared is just one drink away from feeling it. She is lovin’ the music. FOY hates the music, we request one country song for the hick.
Schrand tells great story about Lake of the Ozarks and Party Cove. Apparently urine is heavier than lake water(something I did not know), so…
I guess there have been so many people pissing in the water that it is basically a septic tank. Allegedely 2 people from Q-Town went scuba diving there to see if they could find any valuables, score, they scooped up some great watches, sunglasses, etc. Downside, they had Urine posioning on their skin. Now I can’t wait to get to Party Cove next summer…I guess the bottom 10-12 feet or so is where the urine settles, the area is about 30 feet deep, so feel safe to drink the water, 
Just minutes before Calogero starts a 5 shot Jaeger Bomb berade…more to follow regarding that show. Great music at Slices, 1 of 2 bars that actually serves Corona & Bud Light bottles in the Bar district. The crew has had even Dos Equis to last all of 2010 at this point. Photo op by L-Squared just before midnight, pictured Captain T-Roy, Calogero, and FOY(Schrand)
Sentman standing next to the beautiful L-Squared on New Year’s Eve Day, just another gorgeous 85 and Sunny! Photo-Op provided by FOY, keep an eye on Calogero he might be after your girl.
Funny part to this picture, FOY was trying to get cute girl in black bathing suit in the background. Just missed, we find out later she has a “blue wristband”…this is key to the trip. Red wristband means you can drink, blue means under age 18 here in Mexico. Saying of the trip, “Red means Go!”
First night Schrand arrives…Sentman convinced L-Squared and Chris to fly down on Tuesday, they arrived Wednesday.
At Bar called slices, the bar has many young Mexican ladies who want you to buy shots for $3 from them. This is Gloria, she says she is 25, but I’m going “no sale” on this one. Minutes later she was being “very aggressive” with Sentman, to the point where he called the manager to get the “shoe fly” away from our table. I will say it was a bit annoying, but hey their cute, plus it was hilarious to see Chris completely lose it on these girls. Apparently, “No mas” doesn’t have quite the meaning here as it does in Chicago.
Tuesday Night, Chris goes to bed early(10 pm pussy) so Captain T-Roy was left on his own for the evening. Met a bunch of girls from Ottawa, you have to love Joanna’s strategically placed h and. This night stayed out until 5 am, probably a bad call as I slept in until 1 pm on Wednesday.
Leave it to my friend Chris, while I slept in on Wednesday morning, the kid found just the right spot on the beach. Savage, this is your official first bunny of the trip. You have to LOVE European’s sense of style. I think it would be safe to say one of the best “asses” I have ever seen in person. More to come…
Our goal was to be at the Clubhouse by 1:00 pm CDST today picking out our Clubs and meeting our caddy. Turns out US Air had a completely different plan. Circa 8 pm CDST on Chistmas night we were informed that US Air did not have a crew for our Charlotte to Cancun leg, therefore canceling our flight. We were able to enjoy the Winter storm today at the Oak Brook Mall, lunch at the Clubhouse and visiting with our friend Rahul.
Little does US Air know, but they have really broken some hearts tonite, many of the bunnies are going to have to wait yet another day for the real fun to begin. Stay tuned, I promise lots of bunny photos and plenty of tasteful nudity on the frontier…wait ’til they get a load of me.
The Captain
