Troy Trice

Apparently they make them tall in Cancun

Troy Trice — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:38:01 +0000

L-Squared stands 5′2″ and 3/4, that will give you a perspective of this Amazon woman. More of her to come…great shirt, just a little to tall for my taste. Will have good video post of the real talent at Slices, not pictured here. The video is currently a little dark, but something you will want to come back and see.

Jaegar Bomb Train Starts…

Troy Trice — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:30:26 +0000

Calogero, in true legendary fashion starts the Jaegar Bomb train! Although he didn’t realize it at the time, he was the only passenger on the train. FOY & Captain T-Roy have policies against shots, bombs, and other insane drinks. Calogero is a legend, he knocked down 5 of them in about 90 minutes and still walked home…wasn’t feeling so good this morning though. Must be nice to be under 40 and still pounding away like a young 20-something year old…

FOY & his Bride of 17 Years!

Troy Trice — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:21:23 +0000

Also, just before midnight, L-Squared is just one drink away from feeling it. She is lovin’ the music. FOY hates the music, we request one country song for the hick.

Schrand tells great story about Lake of the Ozarks and Party Cove. Apparently urine is heavier than lake water(something I did not know), so…

I guess there have been so many people pissing in the water that it is basically a septic tank. Allegedely 2 people from Q-Town went scuba diving there to see if they could find any valuables, score, they scooped up some great watches, sunglasses, etc. Downside, they had Urine posioning on their skin. Now I can’t wait to get to Party Cove next summer…I guess the bottom 10-12 feet or so is where the urine settles, the area is about 30 feet deep, so feel safe to drink the water,

Three Amigos-New Year’s Eve-Slices

Troy Trice — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:12:49 +0000

Just minutes before Calogero starts a 5 shot Jaeger Bomb berade…more to follow regarding that show. Great music at Slices, 1 of 2 bars that actually serves Corona & Bud Light bottles in the Bar district. The crew has had even Dos Equis to last all of 2010 at this point. Photo op by L-Squared just before midnight, pictured Captain T-Roy, Calogero, and FOY(Schrand)

Calogero & L-Squared Beachside

Troy Trice — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:03:26 +0000

Sentman standing next to the beautiful L-Squared on New Year’s Eve Day, just another gorgeous 85 and Sunny! Photo-Op provided by FOY, keep an eye on Calogero he might be after your girl.

Funny part to this picture, FOY was trying to get cute girl in black bathing suit in the background. Just missed, we find out later she has a “blue wristband”…this is key to the trip. Red wristband means you can drink, blue means under age 18 here in Mexico. Saying of the trip, “Red means Go!”

Outside Coco Bongo-Wednesday Night

Troy Trice — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 16:55:58 +0000

Troy poses with the Band “Kiss” outside Coco Bongo, if you come to Cancun I do recommend Coco Bongo. Lots of fun, high quality entertainment, afterwards went back to “Slice” so Chris could antagonize more “Shot Girls”. Ramping up for New Year’s Eve….

Wednesday Night, Out on the Town

Troy Trice — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 23:59:16 +0000

First night Schrand arrives…Sentman convinced L-Squared and Chris to fly down on Tuesday, they arrived Wednesday.

At Bar called slices, the bar has many young Mexican ladies who want you to buy shots for $3 from them. This is Gloria, she says she is 25, but I’m going “no sale” on this one. Minutes later she was being “very aggressive” with Sentman, to the point where he called the manager to get the “shoe fly” away from our table. I will say it was a bit annoying, but hey their cute, plus it was hilarious to see Chris completely lose it on these girls. Apparently, “No mas” doesn’t have quite the meaning here as it does in Chicago.

Gotta love Canadians, Ottawa that is…

Troy Trice — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 23:48:17 +0000

Tuesday Night, Chris goes to bed early(10 pm pussy) so Captain T-Roy was left on his own for the evening. Met a bunch of girls from Ottawa, you have to love Joanna’s strategically placed h and. This night stayed out until 5 am, probably a bad call as I slept in until 1 pm on Wednesday.

A Slice of Heaven-Wednesday

Troy Trice — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 23:41:42 +0000

Leave it to my friend Chris, while I slept in on Wednesday morning, the kid found just the right spot on the beach. Savage, this is your official first bunny of the trip. You have to LOVE European’s sense of style. I think it would be safe to say one of the best “asses” I have ever seen in person. More to come…

Tequila! Tequila!

Troy Trice — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:24:14 +0000

At Riu Bar just prior to going to Coco Bongo Tanea(left) and Brooke(right) saddle up to the bar. They order 4 shots of Tequila(warm) with sidecars…we assume their boyfriends are coming over or 2 more girlfriends, noper.

They proceed to bury both shots prior to heading to Coco Bongo, Chris and I give them a standing ovation. They are from Southern Illinois, in about 3 hours the Tequila isn’t sitting so well with Tanea, she proceeds to run to the bathroom…we never see them again…

Rookies…